If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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