Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
now i know why i became what i already was.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
