$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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