Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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