why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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