I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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