OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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