Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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