Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
