Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
