I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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