He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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