did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
