I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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