I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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