On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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