STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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