its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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