She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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