He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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