i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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