But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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