i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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