It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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