Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
