Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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