Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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