I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
No more Irish car bombs ever.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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