so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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