Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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