Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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