New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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