It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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