After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He shit in the fireplace
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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