It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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