Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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