I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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