Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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