Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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