Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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