hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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