he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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