Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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