Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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