I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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