Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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