I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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