I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
dude. I can hear the air.
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