Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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