If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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