do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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