Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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