...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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