Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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